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Chick Magnet

from Animal Communicator by Robin Bienemann

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Observe, hypothesize, predict, and test.
Observe, hypothesize, predict, and test.
Observe, hypothesize, predict, and test.
I said “Science is sexy”. Repeat after me, I said “Science is sexy”.
(Answer:) Science is sexy.

Observe, hypothesize, predict, and test.
It’s a scientist’s creed, their sacred text.
Now if you say it slow and it sounds like sex.
Observe. Hypothesize. Predict. And test, oh yes, I said
“Science is sexy”. Repeat after me, I said “Science is sexy”.
(Answer:) Science is sexy.

Well, I am not attractive but I ain't no fool.
I attract girls with a magnetic tool.
And I learned about it 'cause I paid attention in school. I got a …

Chick Magnet. I got science on my side. I got a
Chick Magnet. It's horseshoe-shaped, and it’s two feet wide. I got a
Chick Magnet. Well the girls draw close when I carry it around. I got a
Chick Magnet. It's polarized and weighs sixteen pounds.

I said “Science is sexy”. Now repeat after me, I said “Science is sexy”.
(Answer:) Science is sexy.
Well, Science is sexy, just ask any girl.
Scientists are smart and thoughtful and thorough,
And they don't do stupid things like divide by zero.
No, Science is sexy. Repeat after me, I said “Science is sexy”.
(Answer:) Science is sexy.

I carry it around over my shoulder.
You boys will understand when you get older.
Don't ask me again Son, I told you, it's a …

Chick Magnet. I got science on my side. I got a
Chick Magnet. It's horseshoe-shaped, and it’s two feet wide. I got a
Chick Magnet. Well the girls draw close when I carry it around. I got a
Chick Magnet. It's polarized and weighs sixteen pounds.

I said “Science is sexy”. Repeat after me, I said “Science is sexy”.
(Answer:) Science is sexy.
Well, Science is sexy.
Just ask my friends who are in the scientific disciplines,
Like old Albert Einstein, with that voice and those hands.
I said “Albert is sexy”. Now repeat after me, I said “Albert is sexy”.
(Answer:) Albert is sexy.
And Science is sexy. (Answer:) Science is sexy.

I'm off to the Magnetic North Pole because
Attraction is a function of the natural laws
And that’s why everybody loves Santa Claus. He's got a …

Chick Magnet. He’s got science on my side. He got a
Chick Magnet. It's horseshoe-shaped, and it’s two feet wide. He got a
Chick Magnet.
Well the girls draw close when he carries it around. He’s got a
Chick Magnet. It's polarized and weighs sixteen pounds.

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from Animal Communicator, released May 20, 2021
Words & Music: Robin Bienemann
Guitar & Lead Vocal: Robin Bienemann
Bass: Elias Broxham
Drums: Jerry King

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